I am running for president in 2028 as a pro-life Democrat
Here is a summary of my platform:
- Repeal the 2nd amendment
- Federal ban on abortion
- Tear down the wall and unlimited visas
- Electric vehicle tax-credit
- Book of Mormon in schools
- Admit Israel as the 51st state
- Change planet from closed to open
I am currently endorsed by Revcom and Adam Dahlberg for President
This is satire